そうはイカの金玉 そうはいかのきんたま Also written そうは烏賊の金玉 Meanings Expression you wish!; that's not going to happen; not a chance (pun on そうは行かぬ) Kanji 金 money. Read as キン. 玉 ball. Read as たま. Word lists Jocular Jinuma: Japanese Dictionary · Word lists